In the conclusion of the Lucas story arc, we learn if Walker gathers the courage to tell a young Haley Joel Osment he has AIDS. Spoiler alert: he does… but not really. Join us as we discuss, among other things, dying in the dream realm and 90’s teen heart-throbs!

Well, it finally happened… the Roulette Wheel dealt us the two-part “Lucas” episode-turned-meme! Join us as we saddle up and observe Walker’s epic… parenting skills!

This week the boys discuss WTR’s take on Rocky 3 but with kickboxing… seriously, they’re not even trying to disguise this one! Walker’s old-friend-of-the-week faces off against Bart “The Destroyer” Valen who is vying to star in a straight-to-video action movie. Will good triumph over bad? Or will all good be destroyed?

We pickup on our last minisode with an update on Adam's Chuck Norris gold adventures and then jump into a conversation that spun out of Walker’s use of a laser pen in “The Road to Black Bayou” episode. In the process we inadvertently venture into our Bob’s tie-dyed backstory!

In this special minisode we dig into a number of neglected Norris news items we couldn't fit into the regular podcast! Be forewarned that this podcast is literally GOLDEN!

This week, for Arbor Day the boys climb into the old treehouse and discuss the 1996 straight to VHS film Forest Warrior. Arguably our first Chuck Norris children’s film, we serve up our opinions before surveying members of the target audience!

This week, the boys pick up where they left off… in the bayou with the Rangers, meth labs and bad bowl cuts. Also, in a round about way, they both drink and discuss the mythical swamp fish, the Alligator Gar!

The Rangers hit the bayou in search of trophy bass when Walker is forced to use his much neglected vacation time. Of course, some things in the Bayou are more dangerous than cottonmouths and alligators. We celebrate Bob’s Birthday and Evan makes a public apology regarding Marc Alaimo!

This week, Walker and Trivette hit the reservation sweat lodge... shirtless. Needless to say, Walker harnesses the power of his visions to defeat evil and render justice.

This week, we dig into Walker's Batmanesque Origin Story as he hunts down his parent's killer portrayed by BTAS voice actor, John Vernon! Coincidence?

On this very special minisode, Adam splits hairs while walking the boys through the biggest conspiracy of Chuck Norris' career; yes this is purposefully vague and a complete waste of your time!

Moooove over Sherlock Holmes! When one of Walker’s old friends meets his demise under the hooves of a herd of stolen cattle, the Rangers find themselves one step behind the thieves. Can Walker’s keen detective skills solve the puzzle in time? If you’re asking that question, you’ve clearly never seen an episode of WTR!

In celebration of Chuck's 81st Birthday we dissect his first outing as a Texas Ranger; 1983’s Lone Wolf McQuade. Join us as we discuss how much of WTR is really based on the film, and among other things, the finer points of ordering a working-class beer at a high-brow party!

We send our thoughts out to Texans reeling from the unprecedented freeze and debate the true "Juggernaut" of this week's episode. Through the month of March all proceeds from our T-Shirts go to the Red Cross TX Relief fund.

For the second time on the pod, we see Walker step in as a substitute to prevent gang violence. This time, he’s teaching middle-school math! Join us as we contemplate whether watching roundhouse kicks qualifies as geometry class.

When an evil doer decides to use the newfangled World Wide Web for nefarious purposes, Walker must rescue a kidnapped girl from being murdered on live webcam! If you love vintage tech you’ll love this episode.

This week Walker enters the Utah wilderness to face off against two man-eaters! One is a bear and the other… human? It certainly beats a night at the opera.

When Alex is kidnapped and held captive in the fortified compound of a religious cult, it’s up to Walker and Trivette to break her out. Join us as we drink the kool-aid and discuss exactly how many people Walker can take out with one roundhouse kick.

What happens when Walker, Texas Ranger tackles the topic of the Northern Ireland Conflict? Join us at the end of the rainbow, where we suspend disbelief and discuss the finer points of fake Irish accents and 90’s rock groups from Ireland.

Join us for a SPOILERS AHEAD look at the Jared Padalecki led CW Walker reboot's pilot episode from the perspective of three "kind of males" who started a podcast about the original Chuck Norris series!